“I Love You, You Suck, Now Die.” The 100% Fool-Proof Formula to Amp Your Medium Income and Make Your Friends Jealous.

Actually, I want to help my friends. I’m just tired of the complaints.

I think it’s prudent to give this effort one more shot.

“I joined Medium like you advised and I haven’t earned a damn penny,” I’ve heard more than once. Or, “So I’m doing…