Masturbation, Gun Culture, and the Fantasy of the Armed Teacher

Regardless of license and experience, arming classroom teachers is a recipe for disaster.

I’m human. I’ve done it. Lost count of the frequency, sorry. Chances are, you’ve done it too. Seinfeld made a game of it.

But as a former schoolteacher, the only gun I’ve ever publicly jerked from my pants was plastic, filled with water, and…