Wanted: Privileged White Man to Step Down For the Good of a Nation
Yesterday, news about Trump’s taxes broke to the surprise of … who, exactly?
It’s far past time.
Really, what else is there to say?
I mean, unless you’ve been living under a rock …
Trump's Taxes Show Chronic Losses and Years of Income Tax Avoidance
The Times obtained Donald Trump's tax information extending over more than two decades, revealing struggling…
Let me take a stab. You’ve received minimally $413 million — adjusted for inflation — from daddy. With his money, you’ve declared bankruptcy as a principle five times, paid federal taxes five times out of the last 15 years … including $750 in 2016, and $750 in 2017, and still lean on the “audit” excuse for never having disclosed your taxes. The audit you speak of, though, regards a refund you’re seeking in the tens of millions of dollars.
And the IRS is getting smart. They’re apparently fighting you on it.
And also, for the record?
So there’s that. Personally, I loathe the fact I’ve paid more federal than you in one year than you have in 15.
But I digress.
Once upon a time a common con artist with better luck than most passed a tax bill that benefits the rich and did nothing for the rest of us — smart man — and now he’s days away from stacking the Supreme Court in case he has to leave office to face walls (couldn’t resist) of legal suits.
But … Hillary’s emails —
Fuggedaboutit! I’m thinking Al Capone’s taxes …
I’m so swole right now I feel like I’m cheating on my wife.
By the way, big man, I read this earlier which I am excerpting here from Gizmondo: “By 1934, Hitler unilaterally stopped paying taxes altogether, though he told the German people he was donating his salary as chancellor to the families of pro-Nazi police officers who had been killed during riots against anti-fascist forces.”
Al Capone and Adolf Hitler. Great company.
The most egregious issue of them all, though? Your loans were from international sources as the only bank that would still advance you was Deutsche Bank. So who are you in bed with, exactly?
Is it Putin, after all? The Times article mentions business in India and elsewhere, but isn’t there even the slightest conflict of interest going on under our noses? Do your foreign policies favor any international grantor of any loan, of which you personally guaranteed, that impacts the American people?
Remember a couple of months back when the conversation veered towards Russian bounties on U.S. military forces, which you casually dismissed as the usual “Fake news?”
Ya got some stank on ya, Junior.
So really, this can be a most peaceful transition, Mr. Trump. Just take your doo-dads, and skidaddle.
You see, there’s nothing to it.
Best of luck in your legal battles ahead.
P.S. If you continue the con a while longer, Biden still won’t take a steroid test prior to the debates. But he sure may talk about how you’re hundreds of millions in the hole, making you poorer than most of the immigrants you lock in steel cages.
Beneath the pale, that is. Nice scam you’ve perpetrated.
To only a fool’s surprise.
Just Another Concerned Citizen of The United States of America